March 2011
76 posts
February 2011
55 posts
See Charlie Sheen higher than you can even imagine... →
“I have tiger blood, man.”
“If you work out the numbers, you come to the surreal conclusion that you can eat...”
– What if It’s All Been a Big Fat Lie? - NYTimes.com
If you are at all interested in diet and nutrition, this Times piece is pretty fascinating.
I am so stoked about this right now. →
“Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that...”
– Benjamin Franklin, on banging older chicks.
I just scheduled my first Krav Maga class.
My buddy Handsome Dan and I are taking Krav Maga classes starting next week. According to the school’s website, “Krav Maga is a martial art that everyone can use, regardless of size, strength or fitness, and is specifically designed for use on the street, a place where no rules exist.”
General principles of Krav Maga include:
Counter attacking as soon as possible (or attacking...
Krav Maga
Anybody in NYC want to sign up for cheap Krav Maga classes? I just did. $89 for a month. You get a shirt and pants. And the ability to kill with your bare hands, obviously. Check it out here if you’re interested.
“Don’t you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via americandrink)
Fuckin’ A.
Just paid my registration fee for the Warrior Dash... →
I’m in the 9am wave if anyone else wants to get in on this action.
steelopus asked: Which four track app are you using?
If I can't get home to watch Jersey Shore soon, I...
Listen To Radiohead’s ‘King Of Limbs’ In Its... →
Home alone. Free four track recording app for my...
“He always preferred using his fist to a gun, and his knuckles took such a...”
– The World’s Toughest Police Officer, Johnny Broderick
Who Is Arcade Fire??!!? →
“Most poets are elitist dregs more concerned with proving their skill with a...”
– The 50 Best Henry Rollins Quotes to Celebrate His 50th Birthday
This movie just made me laugh out loud and clap my...
“I passive-aggressively engage the parking brake because they probably never use...”
– The Parking Lot Movie. I could sit here quoting this all night. It’s on Netflix Instant Watch. Get on it.
“Teamwork is the dreamwork.”
– Two bored parking attendants building a fake cardboard parking attendant shack next to the real parking attendant shack in the documentary The Parking Lot Movie.
This movie is about my people.
That was a test. You guys are totally hearting the...
The Content Farm: How to Sob Uncontrollably →
thecontentfarm:
Sometimes the only way to express yourself completely is to sob uncontrollably. And while it might seem like a contradiction in terms to need rules and guidelines to do something “uncontrollably,” we assure you that following these steps will help you unleash the howling mortal despair that…
weaselmovie.com →
This is the Tumblr they are using to document the production for SCREECHING WEASEL: THE MOVIE.
I am losing my mind. You have no idea how bad I need this.
“Joe King from the Queers was reading Dickens when he was staying with me a few...”
– Screeching Weasel’s Ben Weasel on reading Great Expectations
