Zombie Future: Archive

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Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Hitchcock explains the “McGuffin.”

Jun 30th

Jun 29th

I'm thinking about doing this sketchbook thing. →

Jun 29th

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Jun 29th

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Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

“I just hearted it so you wouldn’t complain to me later that no one hearted...”

– The love of my life.

Jun 28th

Jun 27th

Jun 25th

Letting the universe know...

catalogliving: Oh that? That’s my Wish Plant. It’s where I clip pictures of people who I want dead.

Jun 25th

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Jun 25th

Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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Louis CK. What a guy.

Jun 21st

Mission accomplished: Vatican blesses Blues... →

chartier: Todd Venezia: In a stunning move by the Vatican, the classic Dan Aykroyd-John Belushi comedy film “The Blues Brothers” was declared a “Catholic classic” alongside more pious films such as “The Ten Commandments” and “The Passion of the Christ.”

Jun 21st

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Jun 21st

Only 56 minutes until regrettable over-sharing Thursday is over! (Now would be the time to powder those genitals and hit the lights.)

Jun 18th

6'4" can of worms: open

mayafish: christopherattle: My whole family is above six feet. My best buddies from my high school and university days all push or exceed six feet (except @anti-matt, poor bastard). My sister in law is 5’10”. As a tall guy who has dated mostly women around 5’5”, I kinda hope I’ll be able to kiss my one-day significant other without the aid of a step ladder. For some people that’s impossible...

Jun 18th

Jun 17th

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Detained Osama Hunter Gary Faulkner 'In Good... →

Have you guys heard about this dude from California who set out to kill Osama Bin Laden recently by himself? My favorite part of the story: “He’s a very deeply religious individual, very patriotic,” Martin said Tuesday. “It seemed to be his thing. He thought it should be done and he thought he could accomplish it.” … Martin said Faulkner was not trained in...

Jun 17th

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“If your strategy in life is to avoid those activities and requirements that you...”

– Mike Rowe, in advice to a Boy Scout

Jun 17th

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Jun 17th

I have been kind of obsessed with the music of...

Jun 17th

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Jun 17th

HEY HEY LADIES LADIES!

Remember when I said that I work for a big, fancy magazine and that I needed to get quotes for a piece I’m working on? I still do! Desperately! Email me at erikdavidprice at gmail if you have a second to help me out. Please! You’re the best! We might publish what you said with your name and then you’ll be famous! Pretty please!

Jun 16th