February 2010
18 posts
guillee:
paulewogblog:
Because people love it when, for months, you use them as a source of entertainment when you’re bored and alone, only to later ignore them when you’re not.
That’s some crazy accurate shit right there.
It just gets worse.
mayafish:
“Pete & Pete is my favorite show ever.”
“The first thing I ever did on the internet was make a Pete & Pete fan page in 1996.”
“Know how I first started it? I found someone else’s Pete & Pete fan page, went to view source, hit copy, pasted it in, and changed the about me.”
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Love is very complicated, you guys.
This is true. I stand by my actions. And if anyone out...
newfavoritesong:
Loudon Wainwright III - Motel...
mayafish:
So my picture was reblogged onto the very NSFW SHIT BITCH YOU IS FINE, which is literally an entire page of half-naked slutty girls… and my face.
This is the single greatest compliment I’ve ever received.
So my girlfriend got reblogged on some porno Tumblr. I have to admit, as a guy who is totally unfamiliar with internet porn, this is a little weird for OH HEY LOOK IT’S LIZ...
newfavoritesong:
Adam Daniel - Lovebug.
This...
“You’ve got to lean into it, stick your arm all the way down his throat. He...”
– Bruce Willis on how to kill a wolf in this month’s Men’s Journal
Watch“Wussup with that left side?”
Urban Dictionary: erik →
Suck on that, Raoul.
I am a super busy businessman conducting business this week. See, this is me:
MARTY CAN I CALL YOU BACK I GOT THIS GUY IN MY OFFICE WATCHING ME WORK ON MY NONDESCRIPT LAPTOP. But when the weekend comes, I’m all like:
ENOUGH WITH ALL THIS MAKING SHITLOADS OF MONEY I NEED TO GET PLASTERED And all the other businessmen are like:
I HEARD THAT