Zombie Future: Archive

Nov 30th

“It was late 1983 or early 1984 that I first read about Centralia, the small town...”

– Anything Goes: Centralia

Nov 30th

“Spifflicated - Drunk. The same as canned, corked, tanked, primed, scrooched,...”

– Slang of the 1920’s

Nov 30th

Subzin - Movie search engine →

Enter a quote, get the movie, the exact time it appears and links to Netflix. (via ask.metafilter)

Nov 30th

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Nov 30th

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Nov 29th

Warrior Dash →

Frank and I are doing the 2011 Warrior Dash (probably in Pennsylvania). Who’s in?

Nov 29th

Nov 27th

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Nov 26th

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Nov 26th

Nov 25th

Sons of bitches! Bumpuses!

It has only been Thanksgiving for an hour and I’m already leaning over the sink in the middle of the night, bare-handing left overs into my mouth like some kind of pathetic turkey and cranberry sauce junky.

Nov 25th

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John Legend & The Roots - "Wake Up!" (Arcade Fire... →

Nov 24th

jaydensmommie asked: I AM SO SAD ABOUT THE KNOTTY PINE! WE NEVER EVEN HAD THE CHANCE TO MEET! :(

Nov 24th

Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

Nov 22nd

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Today at the bank

Some dude: Yo, dawg! How tall are you?!
Me: 6'8"
Some dude: Yo, that's CRAZY. Ain't that crazy, man? Dude's 6'8"!
Some other dude: That ain't crazy. That's MONEY.
Some dude: Whatchoo say?
Some other dude: That ain't crazy, that's money. No supermodels wanna be fuckin' no ugly short dudes like you and me!
Some dude: Pffffffffffff HE RIGHT. Go get that money, son!
Me: (finishing up at ATM) Okay! Bye guys!

Nov 19th

“freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I’ll...”

– Penn of Penn & Teller gets his crotch grabbed at the airport and decides to speak up about it.

Nov 19th

First Impression

Four Loko might be the thing I need to become a prolific artist.

Nov 19th

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Nov 18th

Nov 17th

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hammerito asked: You were probably the only one asking that until I googled 'GG Allin'. Should I get off your lawn now? I should. Okay.

Nov 17th

Watch

hammerito: matt-t: ohryankelley: Bruce Springsteen / Jimmy Fallon - Whip My Hair YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE BRUCE Again, Fallon. Stop trying to make me like you because it’s getting close to working. Am I the only one wondering why Bruce dressed up like GG Allin for this bit?

Nov 17th

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“At least one thing about Catfish is certain: It’s the first film to depict...”

– Film: Is Catfish Just a Tall Tale? I know everyone was talking about this movie when it first came out, but I still don’t think it got the credit it deserves. Fake or not, it was shockingly well done. If it is fake, it falls short of being this decade’s Blair Witch Project, but...

Nov 17th

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Nov 17th

Nov 16th

“We know that having two thousand Facebook friends is not what it looks like. We...”

– Generation Why? by Zadie Smith I’ve been thinking a lot about scaling back my online presence recently. Smith really articulates the discomfort I have with social networking. It’s a long read, but totally worth it.

Nov 16th

Watch

MTV’s Teen Wolf. I DO NOT APPROVE.

Nov 16th